You already know you're different.Start carrying yourself like it.
Whipped grassfed tallow moisturizer. $25 a jar. Hand-delivered in Southern Ohio.
distinct on purpose.
They'll call it strange. That's fine.
You weren't built to be a copy.
Whipped in small batches, on purpose, right here in Southern Ohio. Every jar starts with the same rich, grassfed tallow. Only the scent changes.
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Birthday Suit
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In every jar: grassfed beef tallow with a blend of pure essential oils. Nothing else. External use only. Apply to damp skin and massage gently.
the whole drop — one of each, only $85
Every scent in this drop, delivered together in one trip.
When any one of them sells through, the set is gone.
the ritual
This isn't a routine. It's a decision about who you're going to be for the entire day.
- i.A dime-sized amount. Truly. You need way less than you think.
- ii.Warm it by rubbing it between your palms until the consistency changes from whipped to oil.
- iii.For skin to feel buttery soft and enhance absorption, massage into damp skin (whenever possible).
saved from syn-thetics
it starts with fat. the kind your skin already recognizes.
Most over-the-counter moisturizers start with water, then need a chemistry set to hold water and oil together and keep the jar from spoiling. Ours is one ingredient, whipped.
typical OTC lotionTallow Be Thy Name
basewater, petroleum, siliconewhipped grassfed tallow
ingredientstwenty to thirtyone, plus essential oils
preservativesrequired, water spoilsnone, there's no water
fatty acidsvaries by formulanaturally occurring oleic, palmitic, and stearic acids
vitaminsoften added separatelyA, D, E, K, and nothing added to fake it
on skinwater-based, sits on top of skin and evaporates quickly, need to reapply often.softens at skin temperature, a little goes far
We make moisturizer, not medicine. Nothing here is a claim to treat or cure a condition, and the comparison describes typical water-based lotions, not any one brand. Patch-test like you would anything new.
local delivery only
we don't ship.
we drive.
Every jar filled and delivered from right here in Southern Ohio and reaches your door by hand. No jar sits in a hot truck for multiple days. Free on any order of $20 or more.
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honest questions
the things people ask
before the first jar.
Does it smell like beef?
No. Properly rendered, grass-finished tallow is nearly odorless, and whipping it makes it lighter still. Birthday Suit is the true test: it smells like nothing.
Will it clog my pores?
Tallow's fatty-acid profile is close to your skin's own sebum, which is why it absorbs rather than sitting on top. Use a dime-sized amount, warm it first, and press it in. If you're acne-prone, start with a small patch at night.
How long does a 4 oz jar last?
Used on the body once or twice a day, most people get one to two months out of a jar — depends on how in love with soft skin you are, and how heavy-handed you get. Whipped tallow goes far because a little melts into a lot, which is more than you can say for most of what's in your skincare drawer.
What if it arrives soft, or firms up?
It's fat. Above about 90°F it softens, in a cold car it firms. Leave it at room temperature and it settles into a balm. Either way, it's fine. That's also why we hand-deliver instead of shipping.
When is the next drop?
When this batch is gone, it's gone. Get on the list below and you'll know 24 hours before anyone else, which is exactly enough time to make sure it ends up on your nightstand instead of someone else's.
Where exactly do you deliver?
By hand, from Portsmouth, to seven ZIPs on both sides of the river: Portsmouth, Wheelersburg, Minford, Franklin Furnace, and Haverhill in Ohio, plus South Shore and Greenup in Kentucky. Free on any order of $20 or more. Check your ZIP above, and nothing goes in the mail.
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